For all our sports fans out there, seems Tebow ended up traded afterall! The Broncos traded him unwillingly to the Jets and stand to make a nice 5 million dollars back in paid salary to Tebow. I say fair trade. Off with the albeit hyped QB, and said hyped QB gets that much closer to being Jet-ted off into space!
The higher the Tebow, the closer to God! lol Or so they say.
I was sitting eating my lunch and minding mine only to hear the absolutely uproar from some co-workers over the trade. I say good riddance!
While some people are abnormally upset about the trade, there have been stories that a good bit of the Broncos team was secretly hoping it would all go through. Apparently, the wannabee quarterback has a bathing problem. “Mr. Funk doesn’t shower after games, in fact his BO is probably the worst ever. He just dresses in those same dirty robes as his idol.” Wait, idol? I thought that was… nevermind.
All this and Mr. Funk newest catch (HA! Catch), Taylor Swift has nothing to comment. She never said no though! And makes funny faces sometimes, just watch her… see? Right there, another funny face. Alright, annnnnnd another! Bingo. TebOWNED.
Well, a warm and hardy “good luck!” from all of us here at Deranged. May the turnovers not kill you this go around!
Well, first and foremost I have to thank my lord and savior Jesus Christ first, and also want to thank my teammates for the effort that they played with all day, and the coaches coached extremely hard and we kept fighting for the entire day. That’s something that I am extremely proud of. – Denverpost.com
I hope the Jets don’t have to work half as hard to remedy your fowl-ups. Just saying.
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