The Orderlies

Rubber duckies abound! Just kidding, but here is our “quack” staff of totally unlicensed individuals. Licenses? We don’t need no stinkin’ licenses. The Deranged staff may not be able to practice medicine, but we sure are good at rounding up the crazies.

– Dr. Siglov Freudivan

The head nacho himself, Dr. Siglov is the voice of the Deranged Radio, the frontman of chaos, the deliverer of insanity! So on and so forth, enough of the pleasantries, this Doctor has the cure for all of your needs and ailments. Born at the beginning of time as we know it, he’s seen things you could never even imagine.

– Olive “Livvy” Nelle

Out in the thick of it all with the multitudes of “normals”, Livvy delivers only the best and juiciest of the news “as is“. She doesn’t have to make you look bad or crazy, we all know you already are. From gossip to world news, to the wild and unbelievable Livvy has got you covered. Nothing but the best for all our insatiable followers.

– E. Lectroshock

Out getting another electro-shock treatment.

Bobby Bouscher

Content is confidential until the F.B.I. clears his background check.